Hello World!
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I think I found my new favorite comic of all time
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So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life
A MANSION
And the inside is actually beautiful??????
Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??
It also had a second fancy entrance???
Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)
Like what is she hiding
But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America
Also!
It was a pokestop!
This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture
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Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this
ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE
Why do women hate innovation?
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scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:
scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:
My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him
Think bigger, OP.
If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.
God you’re right
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life is back pain
i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.
I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.
I just remembered you, I dunno why.
And I think this is accurate and funny (not too funny though. back pain, whatever the cause may be, is a bitch).
Have a great day!
Both valid and fair.
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Stop glorifying the suffering of women for men. Fuck that shit. Leave his ass.
FUCK THAT SHIT. LEAVE HIS ASS.
Louder for the ladies in the back.
you should not have to suffer for anyone.
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